Wedding Resources

help...wedding hair updo ALERT? i have medium dull hair..what i want is a beautiful curly updo hairstyle for my wedding....my hairdresser says since i dont hair that much thick hair she cant do any romantic hair updo's :( any suggestions for any other styles or what ever...as i m workin in an airline, my hair is always with lots strong hold sprays and always in a bun which may be a little odd to be same way in the wedding...so mmmm..maybe i half updo's ..websites or pics anything..please help. oh..forgot....THANKS GUYS IN ADVANCE ideas possibly without a wig !

What kind of fresh flowers should I adorn my hair with...for a romantic look on my upcoming Wedding Day?

I have curly hair. I was wondering if there is any like cute romantic ways to do my hair? That doesn't look like i'm getting ready for prom or a wedding. So pretty much I want romanic hair that I could wear everyday to school and stuff. Could you add picutres please. Also don't comment on my bad grammer or spelling, it has nothing to do with the question if you don't know the answer just move along. thank you.

Wedding hair and make-up? I need some help! Does anyone have a link to some really good sites that have lots of hair and make-up pictures? I have to go for my wedding hair trial and I can't find a good picture anywhere!! I basically know what I want, but trying to explain it would be hard. I have searched on google images, and can't seem to find anything. Any tips or links to find a good site would be VERY appreciated!! Also, what is a good brand (or should I just leave that for the person who does my make-up that day?) of false eyelashes? I want them for my wedding...not the really long and obvious fake "blink really fast and you may fly away" eyelashes, but just to add to the outer corners of my eyes for a "romantic" look. Thank you so much!!

here is my wedding dress.. how should i wear my hair? Hi everyone. This is my dress BUT please please imagine it without the belt. I don't like the belt myself. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/kristinjane/Fashion_BridalGown_VW5_456_664.jpg and this is me http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/kristinjane/headshots/commerce.jpg i'm in the middle, the blonde in the black dress. here is a more recent pic as well. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/kristinjane/haircut/301740607_m.jpg just to clarify.. i'm not looking to choose between the hair in the 2 pictures of myself I posted i'm looking for new ideas for my hair for my wedding... something romantic? vintage? soft?

I have no idea what to do with my hair on my wedding date-could I do this? I have shoulder length hair, but love Nicole's look on her wedding date. Could I have my hair curled and pulled back like hers for soft, romantic look? http://www.tomkatcrazy.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/nicole-kidman-arrives-at-church-wedding-2.jpg

i want to wear my hair down and curly for my wedding but can't find too many photos or ideas..please help!! im not a big fan of the prom looking curls im leaning more towards big romantic curls....i'd really appreciate any ideas thank you! this is me on the right http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj200/cassieamie/uswedding3.jpg and my dress is from oleg cassini at davids bridal style # ck118

Hair product that will not make my hair crunchy? I am using a curling wand to curl my thick hair (it's for my wedding). I need it to hold the curl but not be stiff, since I'm wearing it down romantic style. What spritz, sparay, gel, or mouse can I use to make is stay (it's humid) yet not be crunchy!?!? Also, I don't have any fancy hair places.....is there something I can get from Walgreens/CVS?

what do you think i should do for my wedding anniversary? Hey ladys and men as well, or do I say everyone. next week is my wedding anniversary. what can I do to make it a memorable one. It's every thing you can think of, from A----Z. I want it to be a romantic get away in our own world. How do I begin with getting the room transformed to a more romantic and sexy look. How about my look from hair to guess what? something sexy and captivating. music, gift for him.e.t.c. pls help me out,I know it's more complex but you can understand what I really want from these few tips. It's special to me because it's also his birthday so pls make your answer a good one. You can also tell me how you celebrated your own wedding anniversary if it's similar to what I want. All answers are welcome and thanks PLS DON'T FORGET TO GIVE A GOOD HINT ON WHAT GIFT I SHOULD GET FOR HIM. THANKS.

I need a VERSATILE hair style? I am getting married next year on Nov.19th in fort lauderdale, FL Because this will be a formal event my hair needs to beautiful, romantic, and sexy. Along with all that I need it to be able to transition from the wedding to great, easy honeymoon hair because we are leaving the next morning on a 10 cruise. I am a black woman so please keep this in mind. Please send pictures or email links so that I can get a look at your ideas. You can also email me @ kd_money_maker@yahoo.com

My Wedding Hairstyle Test Run..? Hey Ladies! (well im assuming most the people in Yahoo weddings are ladies lol) i just had my test run for my hair for my wedding.... and i hated it... i dont know if im being picky or if this stylist just didnt do a good job? heres what i wanted ( i gave her this clipping to run off of.) http://www.flickr.com/photos/23971792@N06/2388653564/ and this is what i got... http://www.flickr.com/photos/23971792@N06/2388653488/in/photostream/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/23971792@N06/2388653378/in/photostream/ now... the reason i picked the the hairtsyle that i wanted was because i wanted it to slightly wild but romantic too! and i feel like i the style i did get was 17 year old prom girl? I just HATE it! my fiance said he loved it... but then again he probably said that because hes never seen my hair done lol... well my whole point of this is... im having another test run with the same stylist (because i was unhappy with the results) and i want to know what to say to her to make her understand what i want! if you want to post pictures of what you think might look good on me that would be greatly appreciated... I'm freaking out lol !!! btw my hair is thick... and its easy to style.

Bridesmaid Hair Style Ideas? Im going to be a bridesmaid in July & I need some ideas or pics of styles to wear my hair for my best friends wedding....I am looking for a half up half down do, but I'd like it to be a romantic/soft style & not so much a flat or pulled back look. My hair is medium length & naturally wavy but I usually blow dry it to make it straight, however, hairstylists have an easy time styling my hair. Any pics, websites & suggestions are very much appreciated! Thanks! I forgot to mention... The bride doesnt care how we wear our hair...the bridesmaids gowns are all mix-match type dresses so we'll all be wearing the same color but different styles. Thats the way she picked them.

How can I have an inexpensive wedding? Honeymoon ideas? My fiancee and I are getting married in a little over 8 months but have hit a problem with him recently being laid off when he had a much bigger income than I do. We do not want to postpone the wedding; we are ready to be married and start a family! I already bought my wedding gown and veil, but that is all we have paid for so far. I do know that going buffet style with the reception helps, but what else can we do? I know that all of my bridesmaids (there are 5 of them) want to have their hair professionally done for the wedding; do I have to pay for that or is that for them to pay for? I also know that hair dressers I've spoken to do not like doing more than the bride's and one or two more person's hair because it's too much. I feel like I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place here! Also, we wanted to do a cruise to the Caribbean for our honeymoon but I'm thinking that we'd have to book now and that's a few thousand dollars with the cost per person and the suite, unless someone knows of any deals for it to be cheaper and we still have to get passports and whatnot. Is there another honeymoon idea that is cheaper but still romantic and enjoyable? Is going to Hawaii cheaper?

Having a Spring Wedding? Do you think these colours are good for a theme? I am thinking of a Deep Purple and Ivory/Cream wedding. The Theme I am going for is Romantic. My dress will be Ivory & very elegant. http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e234/surfiechick87/Hobnob1.jpg Bridesmaids a nice Purple either dark or a pastel Purple like this: http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e234/surfiechick87/97ff44b7e0d648576d05fef3ab5df158_m.jpg Hair will be out of these two ideas: http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e234/surfiechick87/652956e5901416d498895bb321f4213d_m.jpg or http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e234/surfiechick87/e16fe5bbf191d440ca752ebdbd392c39_m.jpg Makeup: http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e234/surfiechick87/a412112b0a7f0f931f31156df3f2943b_m.jpg Reception Table decorations Im thinking of is like this : http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e234/surfiechick87/e304b852678e406e0d79e33b6492ec95_m.jpg And the flowers I would like are these: http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e234/surfiechick87/callalilys.jpg But I would like maybe some Ivory/Cream roses with them? http://www.fiftyflowers.com/site_files/FiftyFlowers/Image/Product/Vendela_Cream_Rose_250.jpg How should I arrange them? Should I just have the Calla Lilys in the middle and then glasses with a single Ivory Rose for each person? I was thinking then candels all around the centrepeice to make it dramatic. What other ideas would look good?? I would like simple, elegant and only 2 types of flowers, with the thought of a third piece maybe Green, say some leaves, or bamboo? ANY ideas would be great thanks!!! Any pictures, sites would be very helpful with the same colour scheme!

After Hours of Searching help me pick a wedding dress...? Ok i have been searching for a wedding dress for Hours and hours and hours and i have got it down to 16 dresses [i know thats still a lot!] To tell you about me i am about the same colour as the model in dress pic 16 and i have about the same hair colour but my hair is straight. and well im not that thin either ha ha ha [i wish] i have an hour glass figure and HUGE tattoos i need to cover. i dont want to look too top heavy but want to really make my small waist pop out as i am very proud of this. [its the only thing i got really im short so i dont have pretty long legs.... crying] this is why i need girl advice! i want something romantic and beautiful something that i can feel good in. something i am not going to look at the picture for in like a year and go wow did i really look that fat? you know what i mean... My hair is just past my bra line and this is a winter wedding [it got pushed back a couple of months due to paperwork problems] here is the link for the dresses let me know what you think... i placed them on picassa because i did not want it to look like i am promoting any dress i just want a fair answer on something that will look right on my body type and something that will look special. I was thinking of doing this as a double wedding but the more i think about it the more i worry that might be a problem just because what if the other bride wants a simple dress. it would be bad for me to have something so big. Other then the dress i dont really want any frilly stuff. just nice wine some nice music in the background. and my new hubby. so i dont know.... just tell me what you think..... http://picasaweb.google.com/Medos.Baby/WeddingDressChoices If i could get them [the tattoos] removed in a TIMELY manner then i would!!!! but they are too big to get in one lazer treatment or even two it will take like 10 and they are too big to cut out. i have thought about asking a dr if they can take skin from somewhere else like they do with burn victems or something just to get ride of them. i would rather have a scar then the tat. and i have spend 100's of dollars on the creams and makeup to cover them and they dont work. they dont cover well enough or i cant get it to match my skin colour. :-( oh i dont need a diet i have had a ton of plastic surgery to keep my shape after kids.... im not worried about weight. :-) im just curvy.

Help me plan the best Vegas Wedding please!!!? My fiance and I have been in a committed relationship for 3 years. We have decided, as we both been married before, that we know what is most important...not an $$$ wedding. With that said we have decided to elope in Vegas. I thought, yes this was a little cheesy, but there are some pretty chapels their. Please lend your advise on the following if you have any experience with Vegas weddings (No mean comments please!) - We have narrowed it to the Little Chapel of the West or Mon Bel Ami. Any experience? - Is there a bakery that will deivery a cake to our room. And will the hotel put it in our room if we are not their? - What is a good hotel not over about $150 night? We are going on weekdays and were thinking Paris or the Venetian? -Where is a romantic place for the 2 of us to go to dinner afterwards? - Reasonalble place for him to get a suit close by? - Reasonable place to get my hair done other than hotel? -Any other thoughts on what your would recommend

Please help me plan the best Vegas Wedding!!!? My fiance and I have been in a committed relationship for 3 years. We have decided, as we both been married before, that we know what is most important...not an $$$ wedding. With that said we have decided to elope in Vegas. I thought, yes this was a little cheesy, but there are some pretty chapels their. Please lend your advise on the following if you have any experience with Vegas weddings (No mean comments please!) - We have narrowed it to the Little Chapel of the West or Mon Bel Ami. Any experience? - Is there a bakery that will deivery a cake to our room. And will the hotel put it in our room if we are not their? - What is a good hotel not over about $150 night? We are going on weekdays and were thinking Paris or the Venetian? -Where is a romantic place for the 2 of us to go to dinner afterwards? - Reasonalble place for him to get a suit close by? - Reasonable place to get my hair done other than hotel? -Any other thoughts on what your would recommend

As the world turns!!!??? please answer!? hey I just started watching as the world turns again ( I watched it years and years ago when terri colombino first got on the show) anyways can somebody please catch me up on just I need to know!!! like from what I read (in soap opera digest) everybody still wants Jack and Carly together I like him and Katie but I guess i've missed everything so I can't be a good judge of that.... and Lilly and Holden how are they?? anybody up for catching me up that would be GREAT!! oh ya and did you hear what Jack said to Katie when he gave her the gift on their wedding day omg I wanted to cry that was so sweet I hope my fiance is that romantic on our wedding day but I won't hold my breath this is soap opera land we are talking about LOL okay and one last thing can anybody find me a good picture of Katie's hair for the wedding I LOVED it I also want a picture of it down because I LOVE her hair and want it cut like hers! thank you sooooooooooooooooo much!! -KAYLA I watch Days too!! and guiding light but the one day after oprah as the world turns came on and it was so good I couldn't change the channnel !! I used to watch passions but now I can't it was getting pretty stupid anyways

What wedding gift should I buy my bride? I realize it is hard to believe that she would want anything else but me (mainly because of my humility) but I thought I should please her until it's time for her to return to work and support me. Should I give her some fish heads? Some shiny things I find on the beach? The opportunity to wax my flippers daily? Help, please. She's delightful, demented, kind, intelligent, resourceful, and she has pink hair. We are marrying as soon as she is finished building the cottage. And you thought you had a busy weekend! She is writing her own music but I thought we should also hire the London Symphony Orchestra and Chorus to perform Roger Miller's "You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd." God, what a sexy, romantic tune! I may have to tie her down to keep her from yodeling along with the music. She's talented that way. Thanks for your help. Type responsibly and beware the trolls. FP My new avatar is groovy, don't you think? Fred Flintstone? Remember what we said about suspense...

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any who has ever Eloped!! advise? Me and My Fiance' were planning to do a full on HIGH DOLLAR wedding (that we can not afford) and we soon realised once we sat down and made our budget that in order to have this wedding we would have to be literally broke for an entire YEAR. were barelly making it as it is so we decided we are going to elope in New Orleans with my parents and brother there. we have told all of the family and they all approve and we have thier blessings (they are actually relieved we arent planning to do a BIG wedding). we have hired a photographer and i am buying a beautiful sleek dress and am getting my hair done up pretty. it will be very romantic and the day after the ceremony we are going on a cruise to Mexico :) WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK!? IS THIS A GOOD IDEA?? WHAT WAS YOUR EXPIERIENCES WHEN YOU ELOPED?? DO YOU REGRET NOT HAVING A BIG WEDDING?? WAS IT ROMANTIC?? thanks guys!!

How to understanding what she's saying? Willys cynical thought for the day; If you'll come to my funeral I'll freaking go to yours! We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure...Go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? I'm not emotional! And I'm not over reacting! = I've got my period Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.] Yes = No No = No Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook? And especially; guys make multiple prints of this un, I can't remember all the times this lil knowledge has saved me; Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful please THE ANSWER TO A FEMALE SAYING "WHAT'S WRONG?"..... The same old thing = Nothing Nothing = Everything Everything = My PMS is acting up Nothing, really = It's just that you're such a pain in the butt I don't want to talk about it = Go away, I'm still building up steam THE WOMEN'S GUIDE TO MEN'S ENGLISH "I'm hungry" = I'm hungry "I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy "I'm tired" = I'm tired "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage! "You look tense; let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you "What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this "What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? "What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question "I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex? "I love you" = Let's have sex now "I love you, too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now! "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = I liked it better before "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = $50 and it doesn't look any different! "Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me "Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys "I like that one better" (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!!! http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/ From; WILLYS JOKES 7/24/06 Taking a Shower! Best jokes online

Help with Updo!? I'm going to a wedding tomorrow and am getting my hair done tomorrow morning. Does anyone have any ideas or pictures of a nice looking 'do? I have a round face and bangs (I look A LOT like my avitar), and am more classic/romantic than edgy or trendy. Both of my dresses for this thing have low-cut necklines--one is a deep V-neck and the other has a sweetheart neckline. I have no idea if that even matters.

A survey for the ladies...? what would you prefer in a partner ? musician or sportsman Bad boy or mummys boy Very fat or extremly thin Dark hair or light hair Taller or smaller (than u) Rich or big penis romantic gestures or expensive gifts Younger or older (than u) wedding or kids (you could only choose one)

What love-song do you want to dedicate to your special someone? I dedicated this song to my beloved Bf. we're going strong n steady and I will play this song at our wedding, when we take a vow at the altar. (of course I change all the her, she's part >:() To lead a better life, I need my love to be here. Here, making each day of the year Changing my life with a wave of (his) hand Nobody can deny that there's something there. There, running my hands through his hair Both of us thinking how good it can be Someone is speaking but he doesn't know he's there. I want him everywhere and if he's beside me I know I need never care. But to love him is to need him Everywhere, knowing that love is to share each one believing that love never dies watching his eyes and hoping I'm always there. I will be there, and everywhere. Here, there and everywhereeeee.... ANy suggestion for a romantic song that we can play at the wedding or the one that we can sing it duet? That would be super awsome!! Thanks alot guys Wow could be the winner of this stupid poll, thx..I'm start addict with that :) How do I breath by Mario also good !!

i need some Fashion advise??? I have an important wedding to attend. I just got a medium length royal blue flowy romantic dress, it's really pretty. what color shoes would look best with that color. Also i have blonde hair and tan skin what color makeup and nail polish would look best? Thanks for the advice:)

Girls, i need your advice please? today is our 23rd wedding aniversary we went away for a long weekend romantic brake last weekend for our meal this evening i am preparing blinis with cream cheese and smoked salmon, followed by a seafood angle hair pasta, with an orange and ginger creme brulle for dessert (guess what i do for a living) i have a couple of bottles of sparkling chardonnay chilling in the fridge. ok so heres where i need the advice at what stage in the evening should i tell my wife that on sunday instead of spending the afternoon at her mothers with a cup of gnats water tea and a limp biscuit listening to a rehash of the weeks soaps, that i would rather watch the footie with a cold beer? any lads still here please feel free to chip in

What sould a husband do if he has ben a jerk to his wife? say sorry and thank you and keep his mouth shut. Let her spend money or herself or children clothes or book, hair cut much needed for everyone. How about a vaction to disneyland. she also does not have a car that everyone fits in she needs a car that everyone will fit in. By jerk I mean no aniversary gifts, no mothers day gifts and drinks and is mean to her and the children. Or should he break her wedding gifts again ? do you think that is romantic and will get her happy again? How about he spends food money on drugs? And she makes dinner everynight and he never takes her out or feeds her? Should he expect that she will be angry? divorce with three kids, hell on earth for them and be even poorer have less and be a single mom? hell again

what about this compilation of golden oldie are the still funny ? An elderly couple came back from a wedding one afternoon and were in a pretty romantic mood. While sitting on their love seat, the elderly woman looked at her companion and said, "I remember when you used to kiss me every chance you had." The old man feeling a bit obliged leaned over and gave her a peck on the cheek. Then she said, "I also remember when you used to hold my hand at every opportunity. " The old man again feeling obligated reached over and gently placed his hand on hers. The elderly woman then stated, "I also remember when you used to nibble on my neck and send chills down my spine." This time, the old man had a blank stare on his face and started to get up off the couch. As he began to walk out of the living room, his wife asked, "Was it something I said, where are you going?" The old man looked at her and replied, "I'm going in the other room to get my teeth!" A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom When she opened the door she found her daughter n*ked on the bed with a vibr*tor. "What are you doing?" She exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband. " Later that week, the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter n*ked on a sofa with her vibr*tor. "What are you doing?" He exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time coming from the den. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him. "What are you doing?" She asked. He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law." A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" insisted the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!" "I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor. "Has she started to neglect you?" "Not at all," the dejected man replied. "She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, she's a great cook, the house is always neat, she keeps the kids out of my hair. She lets me choose the television shows we watch and she never objects to s*x or says she has a headache." "So what's the problem?" "Maybe I'm just being too sensitive," the husband ventured, "but at night, when she thinks I'm sleeping, she puts her lips close to my ear and whispers, 'Die! You son of a b*tch, die!'"

Do you believe this? cause i do :)? Just Read this... Once upon a time there was a school called Degrassi, And the children and the tenants were all fat and sassy. Except for one little boy and his name was Rick, People pushed him around untill he turned into a Frick. And took a gun, took a gun, took a very big gun, To degrassi to have himself a little bit of fun. Then bang shot Jimmy, And pointed it at Emma. With Sean in the way oh what a big elimma. But then Rick died, And everything was fine. Except Ashley’s kinda freakin, After Craig lost his mind, and proposed at a party with his puppy dog eyes. And Ashley Refused, What a big surprise When he cried like a baby, And went back to his hotel. Fucked up the room and stuck Joey with a bill, Then he went to a wedding and acted like a whore. And he kicked Joey’s a*ss and he cried a little more. Hey, remember back when Manny and Jt were going out, And Jt was doing good but then began to doubt. That his little stack of dimes couldn’t measure up to Craig’s When he saw it in the locker room between Craig’s legs. So in order to get out of his romantic slumps, Some black kid gave him a magic penis pump. But Manny found out and to make matters worse, It turned out that Mr. Raddish used it first. Well Paige got raped, And Marco is gay. Spinner gets boners and farts all day, Toby is a dork, And liberty is too. Snake got cancer up the kazoo. Sean’s on his own, And Ellie likes to cut. Alex is a b*tch, And Manny is a s*lut. Emma is kinda whiney, And Terry got hit. Hazel doesn’t never seem to do Jack-s*hit. Degrassi is my favorite thing, When the theme song plays, I always have to sing. I hope that it never goes off the air, I’d even miss Spinner’s hair. answer be4 I DELETE it

Help! I'm getting married and I don't want to have sex!? Well, that sure could use some explaining... So it's like this: I'm 21, and I'm planning my wedding. My fiance's the most incredible guy on the face of the planet, and I adore him. There's just one problem: I cannot even think about having sex with him. The minute my thoughts wander there, I immediately "change the subject". Allow me to back up a bit. Andrei and I first met when we were 8 years old, playing at each other's houses when our moms came over to talk...then we developed secret crushes on each other when we were teenagers and had become best friends...then we fell headlong in love with each other as young adults. We were each other's first (and last!) loves, and never had eyes for anyone else. A few months ago (about a year after we started dating) Andrei surprised me with a beautiful wooden box he made himself containing a gorgeous diamond ring, and asked me to share his life with him. Naturally I said yes. (Actually it was more like YESYESYES!!!...) I think a brief description of my fiance is in order. Andrei is tall, lean, 20 years old, handsome in a boy-next-door sort of way. Thick dark hair and twinkly blue eyes, you know. He, like me, is the firstborn in a conservative family and raised accordingly. A terrific big brother and role model, and responsible beyond his years. He's a student in college now, an English major. He likes all the ame things I do: reading epic literature and good poets, going for long hikes when it's windy and wild out, mind-challenging board games, poking around in dusty antique stores, traveling, exploring, snowboarding, and working with his hands; but his two greatest loves are music and writing. He's an accomplished pianist and composer, but he also loves simply listening to new music all the time. He's obsessed with writing in all its forms, and he's GOOD at it. He'll be an author someday, I'm surprised he's not one already. Having said that, it shouldn't surprise you to hear he's something like the Quintessential Hopeless Romantic. I have a box full of letters that would make most girls scream with jealousy. Andrei's never at a loss for what to get me on special occasions, either...a few examples would be the handmade jewelry, the wax-sealed valentines, the leather scrapbook with pictures of us, the song he wrote, composed, performed and sung just for me...you get the idea. He's basically Creativity embodied. (Oh yes--and he's making our wedding bands.) Now this is where it gets complicated. He and I are both virgins, and believe in waiting for marriage. We've never spoken about sex. Not because of some rule or anything--it's just never come up, and neither of us is an any hurry to bring it up, you might say. Mind you, we talk all the time -- probably about 6 hours a week of good, solid conversation. We've got fantastic communication...about everything else. We've even discussed having children (we both want 'em, and lots of 'em) -- but never the process whereby you obtain children...! The thing is, he's a perfect gentleman in every regard. He's protective and chivalrous around me without being remotely sexist...he will tell you in no uncertain terms that he considers me his superior in almost everything. (I say he's wrong, but anyway...) He is the one person who understands me the best, and who I trust the most. So it's not that I'm the least bit afraid of him when it comes to thinking about sex. And don't think for a minute that the problem is I'm just not attracted to him in *that* way...I am! I think he's sexy as hell! For me, the happiest place in the world is in his arms. He's always kissing my cheek, hand, forehead, hair, etc... rubbing my back, stroking my face, putting his foot on mine under the table... Our very first kiss (note: this was not only 'our' first kiss, but also my/his first kiss -- no prior relationships, remember??) started out as a gentle, experimental touch on the lips and quickly escalated to fast and furious with lots of tongue in about 6 seconds flat. (When we finally pulled away, we just stared at each other, like "whoa, what just happened?!" Pretty funny actually.) So apparently we've got great chemistry and all...but... I just can't stand the idea of having sex!!! It's like...well for one, I can't imagine that a guy wouldn't be grossed out (or at least weirded out) at seeing his girl all awkwardly splayed out on a bed with her legs in the air, after only ever thinking of her, for years, looking pretty and sweet in cute outfits and such...I mean...ewwwww. I just cringe at the thought. In a way I almost feel like it'd be easier (or at least less embarrassing) having sex with a complete stranger! Kind of like how it's not a big deal to have a doctor see you naked? And I can't help but feel like, once we "do it", that he'll never see me/think of me the same...like we'll lose something from our relationship. I guess it's just kind of hard to envision what it will be like, after years without knowing what we look

joke joke joke? THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISH We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure...Go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? I'm not emotional! And I'm not over reacting! = I've got my period Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper... .. I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.] Yes = No No = No Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it Was that the baby?= Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook? THE ANSWER TO A FEMALE SAYING "WHAT'S WRONG?"..... The same old thing = Nothing Nothing = Everything Everything = My PMS is acting up Nothing, really = It's just that you're such a pain in the butt I don't want to talk about it = Go away, I'm still building up steam THE WOMEN'S GUIDE TO MEN'S ENGLISH "I'm hungry" = I'm hungry "I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy "I'm tired" = I'm tired "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage! "You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you "What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this "What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? "What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question "I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex? "I love you" = Let's have sex now "I love you, too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now! "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = I liked it better before "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = $50 and it doesn't look any different! "Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me "Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys "I like that one better" (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!!!

How do I tell my friend of over 10 years I have feelings for him? Back in my freshman year of high school I met a guy that I became really good friends with. We did everything together, I have always had romantic feelings for him but I never told him cause I did not want to rune a good friendship plus it always seemed to be the wrong time (one of us were dating some one or some other bad excuse). He was the best friend who took me to my senor prom. Back then we were VERY touch feely friends, now not as much, but if he feels like it he will still pull my hair or grab a boob. over the years we lost contact my ex husband was not to fond of him, and his ex wife hated me with a passion. Now were both divorced and talking all the time, at least once a day he calls me. the other night when we went out he gave me too too much whiskey and I had to sleep at his house for a wile to sober up. And this weekend he is my date for a wedding and he asked me to go out of state with him for another wedding. well I just do not know were I stand with him and if I should tell him that I have feelings for him and how I should say something

Please name this movie....!!!? I saw the trailer maybe in middle 2007. It was about a bachelor who was going to tie the knot with his fiancee. In the trailer, i remember someone clinking a champagne glass and declearing the wedding, i think it was the fiancee. but just before this guy gets married he meets a very beautifull chick who he spends time with and his friends tell him that they have lots in common and she seems very intrigued in him as well, something happens in a scene where he is laying on his bed thinking about this wonderfull girl and pondering if he should call of the wedding and the narrator of the movie says " what would happen if you had to make a choice that would impact your whole life, would you take a chance at destiny" or something like,, insinuating if he would leave his fiancee that he has known for a long time for someone he has known for like a month, but before the trailer finishes we assume that this dude gets married with his fiancee and the chick he had met dissapears out of his life but he can't get her off his head. i think he becomes obssesed with her and as much as he tries he can't find her and when he asks his friends if they remember this beautifull girl he met just before getting married,, none of his friends know what he is talking about and i think he begins going crazy but not insane and tries looking for her because he had fallen in love with her and thats all i remember. not sure if the movie is out but i do remember seeing the trailer in late 2007 so not sure if its out or what its called. i don't really recall any actors, just the main guy is a white guy and this chick he meets is white and has black hair, shes really preety and i think i have seen her in other chick flick movies. plus this movie is not a romantic comedy or drama. its more like a love story and taking chances in life sort of movie i know for sure its not one of these : " forgeting sarah marshall " ,,, " Hitch " ... or " Made of Honor " .... appreciate the help. thanx.

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Are you Bored? 474 Things To Do When You're Bored - Wax the ceiling - Rearrange political campaign signs - Sharpen your teeth - Play Houdini with one of your siblings - Braid your dog's hair - Clean and polish your belly button - Water your dog...see if he grows - Wash a tree - Knight yourself - Name your child Edsel - Scare Stephen King - Give your cat a mohawk - Purr - Mow your carpet - Play Pat Boone records backwards - Vacuum your lawn - Sleep on a bed of nails - DON'T toss and turn - Boil ice cream - Run around in squares - Think of quadruple entendres - Speak in acronyms - Have your pillow X-rayed - Drink straight shots...of water - Calmly have a nervous breakdown - Give your goldfish a perm - Fly a brick - Play tag...on West 35th Street - Exorcise a ghost - Exercise a ghost - Be blue - Be red - But don't be orange - Plant a shoe - Sweat - Give a Rorschach test to your gerbil - Turn - Write a letter to Plato - Mail it - Take your sofa for a walk - Start - Stop - Dial 911 and breathe heavily - Go to a funeral...tell jokes - Play the piano...with mittens on - Scheme - Sit - Stay - Water your family room - Cause a power failure - Roll over - Play dead - Find a witch - Burn her - Donate your brother's body to science - Ask why - Wriggle - Regress - Sleepwalk without sleeping - Try to join Hell's Angels by mail - Wonder - Be a square root - Ask stupid questions - Weld your car doors shut - Spew - Vacation at Three-Mile Island - Surf Ohio - Teach your pet rock to play dead - Go bowling for small game - Be a monk...for a day - Wear a sweatband to your wedding - Staple - Run away - Intimidate a piece of chalk - Abuse the plumbing - Bend a florescent light - Bend a brick - Annoy total strangers - Let the best man win - Believe in Santa Claus - Throw marshmallows against the wall - Hold an ice cube as long as possible - Adopt strange mannerisms - Blow up a balloon until it pops - Sing soft and sweet and clear - Sing loud and sour and gravely - Open everything - Balance a pencil on your nose - Pour milk in your shoes - Write graffiti under the rug - Embarrass yourself - Grind your teeth - Chew ice - Count your belly button - Sit in a row - Stack crumbs - Gesture - Save your toenail clippings - Make a pass at your blender - Punt - Make up words that start with X - Make oatmeal in the bathtub - Search for the Lost Chord - Chew on a sofa cushion - Sing a duet - Balance a pillow on your head - Hold your breath - Faint - Stretch - Flash your mailman - Teach your TA English - Learn to speak Farsi - Swear in Russian - Use an eraser until it goes away - Disassemble your car - Put it together inside out - Record your walls - Interview your feet - Make a list of your favorite fungi - Sell formaldehyde - Repeat - Ad lib - Fade - File your teeth- Whine - Rake your carpet - Re-elect Richard Nixon - Critique "Three's Company" - Listen to a painting - Play with matches - Buff your cat - Race ferrets - Paint your house...Day-Glow Orange - Have a formal dinner at White Castle - Read Homer in the original Greek - Learn Greek - Change your mind - Change it back - Watch the sun...see if it moves - Build a pyramid - Stand on your head - Stand on someone else's head - Spit shine your Nikes - See how long you can stay awake - See how long you can sleep - Paint your teeth - Wear a salad - Speak with a forked tongue - Paint stripes on a lake - Ski Kansas - Sleep in freefall - Kill a Joule - Test thin ice...with a pogo stick - Apply for a unicorn hunting license - Do a good job - Crawl - Invite the Mansons over for dinner - Paint your windows - Watch a watch until it stops - Flash your goldfish - Paint - Flirt with an evergreen - Smile - Rotate your garden...daily - Paint a smile - Shoot a fire hydrant - Apologize to it - Pretend you're blind - Annoy yourself - Get mad at yourself - Stop speaking to yourself - Be a side effect - Ride a bicycle...up Mt. McKinley - Duck - Redecorate...your garage - Develop a complex - Join the Army...be someone simple - Try harder - Hit the deck - Put leg-warmers on your furniture - Cut the deck - Crumple - Translate Shakespeare into English - Skydive to church - Cheer up a potato - Do aerobic exercises...in your head - Play cards with your swimming pool - Pinstripe your driveway - Play Kick the Fire Hydrant - Harness chipmunk power - Build a house with ice cubes - Call London for a cab - Mug a stop sign - Change your name...daily - Go for a walk in your attic - Challenge your neighbor to a duel - Build a house out of toothpicks - Howl - Wear a lampshade on your head - Memorize the dictionary - Stomp grapes in the bathtub - Find a bug and chase it - Make yourself a pair of wings - Be immobile - Dance 'til you drop - Check under chairs for chewing gum - Squish a loaf of bread - Moo - Bounce a potato - Outmaneuver your shadow - Climb the walls - Appreciate everything - Challenge yourself to a duel - Make napalm - Tattoo your dresser - Watch a bowling ball - Buy some diapers - Eat everything - Begin - Pour milk in the sink - Make cottage cheese - Tie-dye your sheets - Carpet your ceiling - Hold your earlobes - Fold your earlobes - Flap - Squawk - Read tea leaves - Analyze the Koran - Be Buddha - Award yourself a Nobel Peace Prize - Plug in the cat - Turn on everything - Drop pebbles down the chimney - Turn off your neighbor - Kill a plant - Buy a 1931 Almanac - Memorize the weather section - Think lewd thoughts about yourself - Blow bubbles - Send chills down your spine - Peel grapes - Make paper from the skins - Bloat - Catch them with your radiator - Get run over by a train of thought - Make up famous sayings - Bite your pinkie- Get your dog braces - Shave a shrub - Have a proton fight - Watch a car rust - Quiver - Rotate your carpet - Learn to type...with your toes - Set up your Christmas tree in April - Be someone special - Buy the Brooklyn Bridge - Mail it to a friend - Go back to square one - Factor your social security number - Take the fifth - Memorize a series of random numbers - Read the 1962 Des Moines white pages - Join the Foreign Legion - Learn Sanskrit - Exist...existentially, of course - Print counterfeit Confederate money - Kick a cabbage - Take a picture - Put it back - Sandpaper a mushroom - Play solitaire...for cash - Abuse your patio furniture - Run for Pope - Count to a million...fast - Make a schematic drawing...of a rock - Commit seppuku...with a paper knife - Revert - Think shallow thoughts - Starch your shoes - Polish your Calvin's - Contemplate a cockroach - Get a dog to chase your car - Let him catch it - Investigate the Czar - Form a political party - Climb a sidewalk - Have a political party - Get diagonal...with a good friend - Ride a loaf of bread - Sharpen a carrot - Interrogate a gerbil - Go bow hunting for Toyotas - Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids - Jump back - Play to lose - Scalp a street light - Have your car painted...plaid - Read a tomato - Sharpen your sleeping skills - Watch a game show...take notes - Put out a fire - If you can't find a fire, make one - Interview a cloud - Play tiddlywinks...go for blood - Play basketball...in a minefield - Don't talk to things - Draw Lewis structures on your ceiling - Have your cat bronzed - Have your gerbil gilded - Write books about writing books - Create random equations - Mispell words - Tell your feet a joke - Throw a tomato into a fan - Sing the ABC song backwards - Pretend you're a dog - Dial-a-prayer and argue with it - Grease the doorknobs - String up a room - Stack furniture - Relive fond memories - Tie your shoelaces together - Gargle - Count your teeth with your tongue - Decay - Find your half-life - Design a better toilet seat - Shred a newspaper - Have a headache - Scratch - Sniff - Hatch an egg - Play air guitar - Act profound - Spill - Spell - Stare - Truncate - Slouch - Develop hearing problems - Put your feet behind your head - Tie bows in everything - Hold your hand - Watch the minute hand move - Grow your fingernails - Pretend you're a telephone - Ring - Radiate - Skip - Play hopscotch...with real scotch - Clock the velocity of your REMs - Put your shoes on the opposite feet - Cross your toes - Roll your tongue - Crystallize - Baby oil the floor - Hide - Attack innocent bunnies - Declare war - Destroy a tree - Hide the scrabble bag - Seduce your stick shift - Wink - Memorize the periodic table - Mummify - Pretend you're a roadie - Buy a Ginsu knife - Collect electrons - Correct typos that aren't there - Polish your neck...use Pledge - Recopy the Bible substituting your name for God - Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car - Drop your cat off the roof to see if it lands on all four feet - Count the bags under Walter Mondale's eyes - Unscrew all the lightbulbs and rearrange the furniture - Found the Jim Jones School of Bartending - Listen for non-satanic messages (i.e. "Drink milk") - Dress like Motley Crue...surprise your grandmother - Dial-a-Prayer and tell them they're wrong - Go into a bar and ask for a Molotov Cocktail - Learn everything there is to know about the Holy Roman Empire - Make a drive-in window at your local bank where there wasn't one before - Walk on water...but don't get caught - Confess to a crime...that didn't happen - Be in the wrong place at the right time - Plot the overthrow of your local School Board - Request covert assistance from the CIA - Discover the source of the Mississippi - Search for buried treasure...in Nebraska - Hot wax the bottom of your brother's dress shoes - Preach the philosophy of Marx...Groucho, that is - Drink as much prune juice as you can - Write a book about your previous life - Serve ping-pong balls...as hors d'oeuvres - Jump up and down...on your alarm clock - Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins - Sterilize your stereo...with Jack Daniels - Carve you and your girlfriend's initials...in a marshmallow - Drive the speed limit...in your garage - Sing the national anthem...during your calculus final - Wear a three-piece suit...in a sauna - 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Bronze your sister's turtle - See how long it takes for her to notice - See what she does when she notices - Bronze your sister- If you lose, stop watering it and try again. - Increase your territorial holdings by force - Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat - Boldly go where no man has gone before - Be a threat to the American way of life - Do research into the cause of World War III - Be a threat to the Northwestern Tibetan way of life - Re-establish the Roman Empire...in Pittsburgh

faceless american? I have a dream that keeps occuring since the last years, I have been seeing a faceless american in my dream and that I am married to him, sometimes the scene shows that we are both in our wedding clothes... in my dreams it says that he is an american with lightbrown hair but when I look at his face I don't see any... now I have met an american who is more than willing to marry me, I am divorce with kids Im asian...I have never met any man as romantic, passionate, honest, devoted and so willing to take me and the whole package... I have never slept with him yet...but he is willing to wait until we get married...now the problem is he went back to the US for some emergency midical reason we keep in touch daily through mails or calls..but now it has been 21 days now never heard of him and just yesterday I found out that he is already back but never called me.... why?

Please read ! What would it take for you to forgive your spouse the ultimate betrayal? I’m a 27 yr old make-up artist/hair dresser and have been married to JJ who’s the same age and is a software engineer/graphic designer for about 3.5 years now. From day one he’s treated me like nothing less than royalty and made sure I always knew that nothing and no one came before me in his life. He is simply put the most drop dead gorgeous and perfect man than any woman could ever possibly ask for and I used to hear it every day from friends and relatives alike just how lucky I was to be married to someone as romantic , devoted and adoring as him. He grew up in a very wealthy family with an emotionally and physically abusive father who constantly cheated on his mother and broke her heart and moved out at 18.He has never ,not once even come close to laying a hand on me in anger and is one of the gentlest and most protective men I have ever known. He told me about his abusive childhood about 9 months into our relationship. Even though he’s an absolute sex God and women throw themselves at him at every chance I guess he still saw himself as damaged goods and almost expected me to walk out on him when I found out but told me because he wanted me to know the truth about him. I was really touched that he trusted me enough to tell me something so painful to talk about and something he’d never shared with anyone else and our relationship became stronger than ever after that. His mom overdosed/suicided when he was 16 when she couldn’t take his father’s cheating ways anymore and his dad was murdered 5 years ago by the husband of one of his mistresses. Now Benji and JJ have been friends since they were 13. Benji was always the player who would sleep with anything with a pretty face, big boobs and great ass and always put getting laid above all else. He was the best man at our wedding even though he was always more of a comic relief sort of friend than a best men type of friend. From day one Benji and I flirted a lot even though JJ wasn’t all that comfortable about it especially in the company of others but he trusted me completely, thought of me as loyal to the core and believed me when I told me it was just a bit of fun even though he had been cheated on twice before. Last week I was having the absolute day from hell and after a really bad day at work went to drop off some files for Benji at the office of his night club. He was being really sweet and funny trying to cheer me up. I was stupid, emotional l, irrational and just seriously vulnerable at the time and not thinking clearly and I ended up sleeping with him. I felt like the biggest whore in the world afterwards and confessed to JJ the very same night. The night I confessed he booked himself into a hotel because he needed time to think. Two days after I confessed was my best friends wedding at which I was the maid of honor. Benji, who was the groom’s cousin and had gotten wasted, eventually got sick of my ignoring him. He yelled out during the first dance that it wasn’t his fault that JJ couldn’t please his woman, ending up with JJ punching him and me yelling out in front of everyone that JJ was just like his psychotic bastard of a father. He looked at me like I had had just killed his heart and soul the second I said it making me feel like complete and utter scum. I talked to him last night and he told he still loves me as much as ever and that the last thing he wants is to end our marriage but he simply can’t promise that he’ll ever be able to get past it. I had the perfect life and screwed it up beyond belief in mere hours. Where do we go from here? Is there hope for my marriage? How do I make this right?

Christmas 2008: Gift List So Far. Sound Good? We'll be getting married next month so this will be our first Christmas as a married couple. =] Anyways, this is who's on the list this year & ideas of gifts for them. -My dad: 1 lb. pistachios [we used to always get them at Christmas, then kinda stopped], gift card to Barnes & Noble,...[not finished with him yet, he's so hard to buy for] -My mom: gift card to Wild Birds Ultd. [she loves birds & has a ton of feeders], pajamas, Nisim shampoo & conditioner [her hair has been thinning & she's been freaking out about it] *I will also be making cookies & homemade bread to take to their house for Christmas -My Grandma: night lights that automatically turn on when it gets dark [she lives alone & walks around in the dark at night, not good.], & this cute book called, "Grandma, Tell Me Your Memories" where its filled with questions that she could write in her memories for that question. [like, "Have you ever had bad experiences with storms?"] Both of my nieces: Travel cosmetic type bags with notes to use when they come visit me =] Nephew: some kind of toy, haven't decided Brother & his wife: cookbook, jar filled with homemade hot cocoa mix & mugs Fiance's mom: Wood Wick Candle, pointsetta, address book filled with all the address she gave me for the wedding & doesn't have in an address book His grandma: Maltese dog calendar [she has a maltese & is in love with it] His 3 brothers: Homemade blankets [I had made them each one last Christmas & they loved them. But they had a house fire that destroyed pretty much everything so they were lost] & the two older ones are into their cars, so I'm thinking buckets filled with stuff for their cars [tire shine, wax, etc]. The youngest I'm not sure yet. Fiance: camping stuff [we love camping & cant wait to go after we're married], distortion pedal [he's been wanting one], tie, new wallet, cologne, Calvin & Hobbes book [used to read those with his brothers, nice memories], massage oils & all that romantic fun stuff we wont get into. =] *I'll also be making lots of yummy Christmas cookies, etc Thats what I have so far. I still have to come up with gifts for: -2 Grandmas -His dad I'm starting shopping the day after Thanksgiving. I'm going to be one of those crazy ones =] I would start earlier but not with the wedding coming up, too crazy yet. I love Christmas, I'm so excited!!

what do i do about a bf who won't grow up? I love my bf we've been together for 4 yrs. But he dresses in weird band t-shirts and has hair down his back and hes 26. It doesnt bother me when we are with our friends but he wont even dress up when we go out to dinner. or my sister wedding. he says i'm trying to change him when i ask. I love him and its not like i would break up with him because of it. But he won't even discuss it... I don't know what to do. I want him to stay his self but i wanna be able to go to romantic places every now and then and not look like i'm with a highschool student.

Why is he suddenly ignoring me? Here's the short version: he asked me out, I said yes. He was all over me, seriously he was really crazy about me, he used to get all nervous around me and would travel for more than 2 hours "whenever" I say I want to see him, he would cancel plans with his guy friends/family just to spend more time with me, he used to say the most romantic things ever to me, whenever he's so close to me he gets an erection, and of course he used to hold doors open for me, he used to hold my hands all the time, wherever and whenever we were and no matter what who is with us/watching us. The last time we saw each other we kissed, the kiss was smooth, sensual, delicate and there was just more to it. It wasn't just a kiss,it was more of an expression of love. He told me that I kiss him exactly how he loves to be kissed. Sh!t happened, and I lost my cell phone and wasn't able to get online for about 6 weeks, I know it's my fault that I didn't try to get intouch with him, but when everything was back to normal (cell phone and internet connection back) he is never online, and just tonight I saw him online but once I signed in he went offline, I texted him asking if he was alright and I got no reply, I tried to call him once and he didn't pick up. WHY? He used to compliment everything about me, my scent, my hair, my eyes, my voice and my body... he told me he thinks I'm so beautiful that he is one of the luckiest guys ever. Why is he all of a sudden changed? I mean if you have all this passion for someone, once they try to get in touch with you, you will never ignore them. I tried to reach him three times in vain, so I'm not going to try again although I hate it, I just want to know why he's doing that, I even hoped to only have a closure... I wanted him to say his reasons... He was a serious guy, he wanted to eventally get married and have kids, I wasn't like that, I wanted to just have fun and enjoy my life with someone I care about, and he knew that; but what he doesn't know is that during those 6 weeks he was on my mind all the time and the idea of having a future with him... having his kids just makes me happy. I pictured my wedding and mylife with him, and I'm not thekind of girls that will just feel this way towards any guy, it's how he treated me what changed my mind and what allowed myself to dream to have those things with him. The reason why I don't want to push it is that we only dated for over a month, so that would be pathetic if I insistedon getting an answer. So why?:(

do you have a joke like this about your race? You may be married to a Filipina if . . . your refrigerator is always full but you cannot find any food that you recognize. instead of a dowry, you got the whole bill for the wedding and honeymoon. most of the decorations in your house are made of wicker. you are expected to be able to read her mind just by watching her eyebrows move up and down and which way her lips are pointed. all her relatives think your name is Joe. the instant you are married you have 3000 new close relatives that you can't tell apart. your house isn't really on fire, but there is a very charred fish right on top of the stove burner. all the desserts are sticky and all the snacks are salty. she eats her fruit with giant salt crystals and her fried chicken with ketchup. even the ketchup tastes weird . . . very weird. you throw a party and everyone is fighting to chop the leathery skin off a dead pig. all your kids have 4-5 middle names.* your in-laws take 10 years to acknowledge your existence and to call you by something other than "that white guy." you try to call her up on the phone and someone tells you "for a while" and you want to know "for a while, what??" you are trying to go to sleep and she keeps asking for the comFORT'r, and you ain't got a clue what she's talking about . . . your first Christmas present is some funny looking baggy see-thru shirt made out of leftover lace doilies. your phone bills are all international and average 3 hours per call. she sweeps with something that witches usually fly around on. her idea of classy, expensive champagne is Asti Spumante the rice cooker is on 24 hours a day and uses up 50% of your electric and food budget. on your first trip to the Philippines, you have 18 giant boxes that weigh 1000 pounds each and your "carry on" luggage requires a small forklift truck. the same luggage is over filled with things that cost an average of 15 cents each like old magazines and M&Ms -- the worst part is when you get off the plane, the same stuff you've been hauling around half way around the world is available in every store in the airport for half the price! all her pajamas look like they were worn by the Dalai Lama until they got too faded. the first time she's pregnant you have to go out at 4:00 in the morning looking for some weird type of greasy sausages, green mangoes and bagoong. You buy a new $500 freezer so she can store 200 pounds of SPAM and CORNED BEEF that was on sale. everything in your house was bought on sale, even if you don't need it .. as long as it was a "bargain" is all that matters. she gets really excited by sucking the fat out of pig knees. your daughter gets her ears pierced when she's 2 minutes old but your sons are not circumcised until they turn 21. all your postage bills instantly double. you hire a yaya because your wife thinks you clean mirrors with soap and a sponge and the yaya seems cheaper than a divorce. the only "white meat" she likes is You, and that's if you're lucky . . . her favorite sauce is called patis, Americans call it turpentine. she actually thinks that bowling and golf and billiards are real sports and are more important than baseball and football. you were married 5 years before she explained to you that "ARAY!" doesn't mean "ooh, baby!" she prefers bistek to beef steak. her idea of new upholstery is rinsing the bagoong stains out of the slip covers. she can eat and talk at the same time, in fact that's her especialty! her favorite meal is leftovers, her favorite fancy dessert is Jello mold and for something REALLY romantic, she'll offer you a halo-halo with 2 straws. you still don't know what's the difference between manong and manok. she and the kids are always saying "Daddy made utot" and you still don't know what it means but they think it's pretty funny. other than eyebrow raising and lip puckering, her next most expressive form of communication is grunts and pssst's she goes to the movies just for the AC. her homeland has more Megamalls than islands. before every holiday and visit, her sisters fax you a 10 page "bilin" list which says "suggestion only." your kitchen table has a merry-go-round in the middle. all the vegetables she buys at the Filipino store look like they were grown at Chernobyl. your in-law's first visit lasted 5 years. her friends are named Chinky, Girlie, Boy and Bimbo and you are not allowed to smirk. her home economics course only taught shopping, eating and siesta; cooking, cleaning and sewing were not electives. her idea of edifying reading is gossip magazines. all your place settings has the silverware backwards and there are no knives. she washes her hair with a bucket and her car with a broom. she uses an umbrella even if its not raining. her favorite book (she has 3 copies) is "1001 New Recipes for Pig Parts You Were Gonna Throw Out" you are the only family in a 200 mile radius with 2 VCRs, 3 televisions. she's done her best job planning a surprise party for you if she manages not to tell you about it until a week or two before. she "cleans" her closet by throwing all the crap into your closet. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST: you are pretty proud of yourself because you think you snagged up for yourself some unique, rare, tropical goddess type until you go to the Philippines and can't tell her apart from anyone else in the whole country (unless she's taller than 5'1", then it's a bit easier). BONUS ENCORE: it was your wife's idea for you to write this cause she thought it was funny . . . for a while though until the list got TOO LONG!!! = = = = = = = = i dont have a wife im a girl

Egyptian/Muslim Marriages & The 40% Divorce Rate. How Do We Reverse The Effect Of Today’s Societies Issues? With young Muslim Men and Women being bombarded with images and dramas playing out unrealistic, superficial ideas of relationships? How safe is the institution of Marriage in Egypt and the rest of the Muslim world. Current research suggest that the divorce rate amongst newly weds in Egypt and allot of the Muslim world is about 40%. This can directly be linked to the following: Modernisation, Mobilisation, Globalisation. The key influence is the 'all seeing eye' that has been placed in every believers home to gaze into the eyes of this new generation of would be Married Couples. With the undeniable influence of the TV and Internet over our thoughts, behaviours and pre-calculated opinions, which are feed into the next generation, what chance do we have for survival. Our cultures clash so heavily with our beliefs, which clash with the world as it stands today. Having such an alarming rate of divorce, can only tell us that we headed for a very gloomy future, if something is not done now to reverse the effects of the perfect storm that is brewing. With images on TV showing Men spouting poetry or being constantly sweet and charming, going on white horse rides on the beach, doing shopping everyday, and doing nothing else but focusing on Love 24 hours a day. Our princesses, are faced with a most astonishing awakening, when she finds that her Husband will have to work, pay bills, think about a budget and how to make ends meet while ensuring that he is constantly meeting the standards set by the performing artist on the TV in movies and music videos. He will of course have to performs like a porn stud at moment’s notice after fighting traffic to pickup milk and bread on the way home from the office, where he was working (sounds like superman to me). The young Men are also in for a shock, thinking that their virgin wives will actually want to give up their freedom while they are off at work. To stay at home, not go out with her friends like when she was in college. The interested parties are never confronted with the realities of Married life until it actually happens. This means that our expectations of married life are based on the fabrications that are being subliminally being fed into the next generation via the same media (cable tv, internet, magazines, etc) that we invest so much money on to maintain. In a society where we have contradictions like a stay home wife, with readymade meals, microwaves, a house maid, and fast food, that should wait for her tiered husband to return home from work ready to begin another round of romantic gestures. How long can we expect the concept of Marriage to stand-up? What on earth does the young woman have to do? She is not a woman of old who will cook and clean, instead she to become a polished, educated trophy for the Man. Albeit a Man that has no idea about this unrealistic aspiration that is bound to cause him hair lost, considerable expense, and a potential heart attack. In actuality, we are destroying the beauty and blessing of Virtuous Queens by expecting our Women to stay home and wait for her King. The only thing that she will have to do is watch the Soaps and Music Videos which (given enough time) will place in her mind an unrealistic state of expectations for her life of Marriage (Essentially placing her in a delicate mental state – temporary insanity), leaving her with nothing more to do than compare her life to what appears to be something perfect. And finally asking her Husband to - Finish it!!!. And of course, the Mother and Father in law, who cannot relate to this modern day of the internet, cable TV, traffic, the effects of globalisation and the pressures that face a young couple in this modern time, will only see their child unhappy and believe the partner is to blame. The parents, brothers and sisters are all too happy to intervene (as shown on TV), believing that they are saving their child from abuse of some sort, not realising that they are mostly to blame for not switching off the TV while their child was growing up. Their child effectively is an educated ‘blind mouse’, with no wisdom. Modern day women have been grown to be achievers and leaving these educated Princesses up against the TV, Images Of Unlimited Wealth, and Prince Charming who never has money trouble, is always well groomed, and expecting them to sit and wait is not only unrealistic, but also bound to end in disaster. Marriage has been at the corner stone of previous successful societies. In Islam Marriage forms half a Mans Religion. If almost half of Marriages only last a few weeks in the Muslim World, are we setting up ourselves for a world where women save themselves for their husband, then divorce in order to have the type of life that she was protected from prior to being married? How Do We Reverse The Effect of this poison challis called Modernisation, Mobilisation, Globalisation and their effects on our blessed institution of Marriage?

I'm sick of masturbating over porn instead of having sex but my wife hate's sex... HELP!!!? My wife and I never had a good sex life. When I first met her, I was extremely aggressive and didn't take "no" for an answer unless it was an extremely unappropriated time (of course we were in our late teens then). Shortly after the "newly wed" phase, sex just stopped. We went 8 months of no sex but that was mostly due to our first child being born and then ended when he finally slept through the night. Then we started having sex once every month. Finally we had a second child in 2006 and again, 8 months nothing but when we started having sex again it was once every 2 to 3 months. Now to supplement all the days I wasn't having sex I would masturbate every day because I still wanted to cum even if she didn't want to have sex. This was fine for a while but after 8 years of it, I'm really fed up of porn... I still love my fantasy (more so now than ever) but I just want to have sex again whether it be vaginal, oral (receiving not giving - she doesn't like it), or anal (even though I know most of you don't agree with it, we're both okay with it) I just want to touch a woman again instead of my hand... Here's the issue as it stands today - after 8 years of having infrequent sex, my wife has NO sex drive. Romantic dinners and stuff like that never leads to sex either... She has no interest in dressing up to feel sexy. She's NOT receptive when I make passes at her. I stopped making passes at her because she would push my hands away when I try to be aggressive like I used to. She tells me she's "tired" every time I pursued it in bed. She says it's not appropriate to do it out of the bedroom or when the kids are awake. She doesn't believe in a "quickie" and she doesn't believe in having sex to release stress. Basically, she's being as cooperative as a cat going to the vet... I'm a faithful man but I asked her if I could have an open relationship because she's just not willing to make me happy and of course she said "no"... I just don't get it, she knows I have a big sex drive, I don't know why she's not trying to help me with it so I don't do something that could end our marriage. I'm doing everything I could to appease my appetite but I'm afraid that no matter how much I love her personality I can't stay married to someone that refuses to have sex with me or tell me what I can do to help her want to have sex with me... I even tried giving her some libido pills in case it was chemical... She REFUSES to see a real doctor about it because she thinks it's normal for a 26 year old to not want sex more than once every 2 months... As for her, she's let herself go. She doesn't care about her appearance around me but she'll make sure everything's in place when she goes out with her girlfriends (mostly because she's afraid they'll say something about how she looks like sh!t), she'll look great when she goes to work, and she'll look great going to the club/bar. I used to think it was because she was comfortable around me but now I think she's doing it as a slap in my face that I'm just not good enough to see her when she's sexy and attractive - I'm only allowed to see her when she's wearing baggy jeans, baggy t-shirt, and no makeup. Before you attack me, yes I let myself go too by gaining SOME weight (I'm a little pudgy in the middle region) but this issue started way before I put my weight on. I still shave my face and b*lls for her. I still style my hair. I just don't make moves because it doesn't lead to sex any more... Back to the initial issue, I'm tired of the lack of sex, I'm frustrated I can't have an open relationship or a threesome, I'm running out of ideas to get her to want to have sex with me, and I'm really bored of porn... Okay for those who think I'm some kind of molester for "not taking no for an answer" it wasn't a "no, you're creepy, go away" no that she was giving it was more of a playful "no, not right now, my parents are home and we might get caught" kind of no. She never made time for sex then either, I'm just saying that when she said it was a bad time I told her that all the time was a great time. I didn't pin her and bang her, I just started taking her pants off and she just went along with things... You all are to politically correct sometimes and need to lighten up. The issue is I want a sexual relationship so stop attacking the asker...

Egyptian/Muslim Marriages & The 40% Divorce Rate. How Do We Reverse The Effect Of Today’s Societies Issues? With young Muslim Men and Women being bombarded with images and dramas playing out unrealistic, superficial ideas of relationships? How safe is the institution of Marriage in Egypt and the rest of the Muslim world. Current research suggest that the divorce rate amongst newly weds in Egypt and allot of the Muslim world is about 40%. This can directly be linked to the following: Modernisation, Mobilisation, Globalisation. The key influence is the 'all seeing eye' that has been placed in every believers home to gaze into the eyes of this new generation of would be Married Couples. With the undeniable influence of the TV and Internet over our thoughts, behaviours and pre-calculated opinions, which are feed into the next generation, what chance do we have for survival. Our cultures clash so heavily with our beliefs, which clash with the world as it stands today. Having such an alarming rate of divorce, can only tell us that we headed for a very gloomy future, if something is not done now to reverse the effects of the perfect storm that is brewing. With images on TV showing Men spouting poetry or being constantly sweet and charming, going on white horse rides on the beach, doing shopping everyday, and doing nothing else but focusing on Love 24 hours a day. Our princesses, are faced with a most astonishing awakening, when she finds that her Husband will have to work, pay bills, think about a budget and how to make ends meet while ensuring that he is constantly meeting the standards set by the performing artist on the TV in movies and music videos. He will of course have to performs like a porn stud at moment’s notice after fighting traffic to pickup milk and bread on the way home from the office, where he was working (sounds like superman to me). The young Men are also in for a shock, thinking that their virgin wives will actually want to give up their freedom while they are off at work. To stay at home, not go out with her friends like when she was in college. The interested parties are never confronted with the realities of Married life until it actually happens. This means that our expectations of married life are based on the fabrications that are being subliminally being fed into the next generation via the same media (cable tv, internet, magazines, etc) that we invest so much money on to maintain. In a society where we have contradictions like a stay home wife, with readymade meals, microwaves, a house maid, and fast food, that should wait for her tiered husband to return home from work ready to begin another round of romantic gestures. How long can we expect the concept of Marriage to stand-up? What on earth does the young woman have to do? She is not a woman of old who will cook and clean, instead she to become a polished, educated trophy for the Man. Albeit a Man that has no idea about this unrealistic aspiration that is bound to cause him hair lost, considerable expense, and a potential heart attack. In actuality, we are destroying the beauty and blessing of Virtuous Queens by expecting our Women to stay home and wait for her King. The only thing that she will have to do is watch the Soaps and Music Videos which (given enough time) will place in her mind an unrealistic state of expectations for her life of Marriage (Essentially placing her in a delicate mental state – temporary insanity), leaving her with nothing more to do than compare her life to what appears to be something perfect. And finally asking her Husband to - Finish it!!!. And of course, the Mother and Father in law, who cannot relate to this modern day of the internet, cable TV, traffic, the effects of globalisation and the pressures that face a young couple in this modern time, will only see their child unhappy and believe the partner is to blame. The parents, brothers and sisters are all too happy to intervene (as shown on TV), believing that they are saving their child from abuse of some sort, not realising that they are mostly to blame for not switching off the TV while their child was growing up. Their child effectively is an educated ‘blind mouse’, with no wisdom. Modern day women have been grown to be achievers and leaving these educated Princesses up against the TV, Images Of Unlimited Wealth, and Prince Charming who never has money trouble, is always well groomed, and expecting them to sit and wait is not only unrealistic, but also bound to end in disaster. Marriage has been at the corner stone of previous successful societies. In Islam Marriage forms half a Mans Religion. If almost half of Marriages only last a few weeks in the Muslim World, are we setting up ourselves for a world where women save themselves for their husband, then divorce in order to have the type of life that she was protected from prior to being married? How Do We Reverse The Effect of this poison challis called Modernisation, Mobilisation, Globalisation and their effects on our blessed institution of Marriage?

bride different hair then bridesmaid hair ? My wedding is in april, If I am having my hair half down and half up do my bridesmaids where their hair down, I have heard this alot. Should my bridesmaids have a common look with some differences or is this to strict. But if the bridesmaids and bride both wear hair somewhat down it might not seem as special. I have very slightly wavy hair and it's past my chest. I'd like to wear it half up for a romantic look.-courtie

Looking for a versitile hairstyle for my wedding/honeymoon....? I am getting married next year on Nov.19th in fort lauderdale, FL Because this will be a formal event my hair needs to beautiful, romantic, and sexy. Along with all that I need it to be able to transition from the wedding to great, easy honeymoon hair because we are leaving the next morning on a 10 cruise. I am a black woman so please keep this in mind. Please send pictures or email links so that I can get a look at your ideas. You can also email me @ kd_money_maker@yahoo.com