Wedding Resources

Lookin for horse and carriage going around road up to top of castle wedding cake? I am still looking for a picture of a horse and carriage going around a road all the way up to the top of a castle for a wedding cake. I can't find a picutre that i like and the last question I did didn't really help with the answeres i got back. Anybody got any different ideas?

Im looking for a wedding cake that has horse and carriage going up road all the way around the cake to castle? I'm looking for a picture of a wedding cake with horse and carrage on a road going all the way around the cake to the top of a castle cake topper. I really need some help with this, if anyone has any ideas on where to look i would be so greatful! Thanks

Sand Castle Cake for Beach Themed Wedding? I am looking for a sand castle cake idea with pics. I have looked online, but they're not what I really like. Any ideas? I know this has been asked here before, but they're a bit outdated. Thank you!

I'm getting married in October and I want a fountain castle wedding cake? Where can i get one?

I'm looking for castle shaped wedding cake since my theme is Cinderella. I can't find any. Does anyone have any sites they could share. Or perhaps someone else has used this theme and could share pictures of your cake.

Does anyone know where i can find larger than 3-5 inch cinderella wedding cake toppers? I have looked on ebay and other sites. I am interested in a castle, horse and buggy, and cinderella and her prince wedding cake toppers. All i can find is ones that are 3-5 inches, does anyone know where i can find at least a bigger castle?

wedding cakes? Is there any websites that have pictures of castle wedding cake ?

In the 90s, I owned several "Star Castle" toys. I don't know what what company made them, though. Any clues? I had the wedding cake castle and the Cinderella castle among others. I'd love to buy some again, but I don't think eBay even has them.

Can anyone tell me where I can buy some steps for my wedding cake??? I am making my own wedding cake, which has a fairy tale theme. The top tier has a castle on and i would like stairs either side leading down to the middle two tiers, and from the middle tiers i would like steps leading down to the bottom tier. Have tried Wiltons but they dont deliver outside of the US and the companies in the UK that stock Wilton products dont stock stairs!! Pleeeeeease help!!!!!

Any advice for medieval theme wedding? My sister-in-law is getting married on August 10th and has just started to plan her wedding, and has asked for my help. She wants to do a medieval themed wedding with castles and dragons. So far the only ideas are to do a castle shaped wedding cake and pewter dragons for table centerpieces. She wants light purple, green, and white for her colors. And she loves lilacs but they aren't in season in August. The reception will be indoors in a church's multi-purpose room. The only thing provided are tables and chairs. I would appreciate any and all ideas! I agree MCMANRULES2007, but how could I tell my sister-in-law that? I'm just here to help her have what she wants. She's decided not to do any kind of wedding party, since she doesn't have the money and doesn't feel right asking everyone to get matching clothes. So the costume idea is out too I guess. I'm looking for ideas for decorating, flowers, favors, and stuff like that.

So i am pretty much having yahoo naswers plan my wedding...? It is going to be on the water, the end of june not really on the beach, like you have to walk down a few stairs to actually get to the sand. colors i am still deciding on. -What flowers should i have? beachy flowers? -I am trying to find a good picture of a beachy or sand castle wedding cake. -I am still stuck on favors. -and i dont know what to make my centerpieces. -invitations, i cant find any cute enough? any ideas? -Should i have it at sunset, so its romantic, and the reception after or should i have the ceremony in the day time, reception by sunset? (the reception and the actual ceremoney are gonig to be at the same spot i am thinking) UGH! help ? just help me answer like one bullet and i will be happy!

are there any sites that i can go to, to view wedding cakes that are made into castles or fairytales?

Would this work for a sandcastle wedding cake? http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=180149081095&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT&ih=008 Would this work or, would it look too much like a cinderella castle instead of sand castle. She is going to put shells, etc around it. Well, I need it to be pretty big:) 75 people at wedding : O what do you all think about painting the blue a sand color????? Well, I am having a "elegent beach wedding" if you will. That's why I am doing a sandcastle cake. The lady that handmakes them says she would paint the blue parts b4 she put the crystals on it??? I just thought this would be a lot cheaper than paying twice as much, wedding already 2,000 over budget:(:( I disagree.... I want the cake to be absolutely HUUUUUUGEEEEE!!! I don't want a small cake topper!

Fairy tale themed wedding questions? Ok I have a couple questions. I thank you in advance for your advice and opinions. 1. We will have 12 tables at our reception. I want to name the tables instead of numbering them. What creative names can you come up with for the tables that have to do with the fairy tale theme? 2. We are having a friend of mine make our wedding cake. She just told us to give her the flavors and style that we want and she'll do it. She's a very gifted cake decorator. I want a castle themed cake. We will get a castle cake topper and I want a three tiered cake with a 'road' in icing up to the castle on top accented with flowers. Is there any way I can kind of make a digital picture of what I want so I can show her? I've looked at all the websites and pre-made cakes and can't find anything that is close to what I'm thinking. 3. As for bridesmaids, I'm thinking of having them wear separates since they are different sizes and just have them all the same color. Is there a site where I can look at (CHEAP) fairy tale style separates? Thanks again for your help.

I am looking for a ramp for a wedding cake. any ideas? cinderella castle on top and carriage at the bottom

Vampire or Goth Cake topper? We're having a Halloween wedding. Our cake is going to be a haunted castle. The wedding party is going to be dressed up as vampires. We need a cake topper of a couple (1 male 1 female) that is either goth looking or vampire looking. They need to be about 3-4 inches tall. I can't afford to pay a ton for this either, it's a cake topper that's 3-4 inches tall not some huge decoration that is worth over a hundred bucks. I have looked into using action figures, but haven't found anything that doesn't look seriously cheesy. bats, skeletons, crows, frankenstein, and assorted animals are not going to work right for what we're hoping for. Can anybody help?

Anyone had doubts about there wedding venue once its booked? So me and my fiance have eventually set a date for our wedding, may 2010. Found it difficult to decide on where to be married as everywhere is sooo expensive! Eventually decided on a place called Piperdam (www.piperdam.com) the first venue we agreed on. We paid the deposit to make the booking but since then i cant help looking at other venues and thinking they look better!! I had originally wanted my dream wedding of a castle in scotland, beautiful gardens, exclusive use, but we dont and our parents dont have £20k to have such a grand day. Piperdam is still gonna cost us too, its not cheap but is very picturesque like i wanted. I want my guests to be like "wow", im a bit of a show off and want to impress. Part of me is being realistic and is just excited about being married to the person i love and not care where it is but then the "cinderella" part of me is wanting the wow factor. Also if any one can give me some money saving tips for weddings would be grateful! I am getting a wedding cake from marks and spencer and decorating it myself (£150 max) Hiring a part time photographer who is keen to build up his portfolio (£600 for full day from getting ready to first dance) I was originally quoted £2k from another photographer Found a piper online who plays for free for sheer enjoyment, just pay travel expenses and a few cokes. Not having wedding cars, gonna borrow a friends fancy car and have ribbon on it. Making my own invitations, brother in law is designing them, father in law does calligraphy. Using silk flowers for bridesmaids as you can pick them up quite cheap on ebay. Friend who is makeup artist and hair stylist is doing my hair and makeup on day. Getting my designer wedding dress made by milly bridal for £200 quid than pay for original at £1200. Having favours, miniture jackdaniels £1 each and sweets for girls Having a friend DJ at night (hopefully) Any other ideas? Thanks in advance xx

anybody know of a church/recepetion place that look like a castle? i'm planning on having a fairytale wedding. i'm arriving on a horsedrawn carriage, my wedding cake is shaped like a castle, my favors are cinderella glass slipper. just one thing that is missing is a church/reception!! i can't seem to find one that looks like a castle. anybody know of a church/reception place that look like a castle by new jersey or new york or at least 6 hours from the two states with a nice scenery? i don't want there to be a wasted park next to the church. i've looked on the internet but i can't really find anything. HELP PLEASE!! thnx

I'd just like some opinions on my wedding ideas, please.? Hi everyone! I got engaged two days ago and I'm absolutely thrilled. As I'm sure many of you ladies do, I've had ideas about my wedding for awhile now. I'd appreciate if you all tell me honestly what you think about the following ideas: 1) Color scheme: bright, cheerful shades of yellow and pink. (It's a summer wedding-- July 2008). 2) Bridesmaids: I have two. One in pink with yellow bouquet, one in yellow with bouquet. 3) Flowers: Lilies and snapdragons. I will have both pink and yellow along with white in my bouquet. 4) Wedding favors: I'd like to make bookmarks with some of our favorite literary quotes. We met in a bookstore and both love to read, so I thought this would be a very personal gift to our guests. 5) We both love fantasy as well. We're going to Disneyworld for our honeymoon. I wanted to incorporate some fairy tale touches into the wedding without it being tacky. I was thinking a castle cake topper, fairy flower girl, an arch with ivy and white lights.

i need extra suggestions for a princess slash comic book character themed reception? i know it seems weird but we want the two to be joined together without it clashing horribly lol. to start you off the main idea is for the tables, we have named them after princess places and comic book places like genovia and metropolis. we also have a wedding cake in the shape of a castle

What stupid crap had your beloved fur bundled ingested lately? like parents, we all adore our little quad-ped children, and try to look after them as best as we can and keep them safe from harm. and like children, they do their best to reflect all our efforts. so... what has your fur-clad friend managed to gobble up while you weren't looking? my piggy pit lab has successfully eaten the following: -a full bowl of mac and cheese -half a pizza she pulled off the stove -a week later once slice of pizza, cleanly removed from the rest of the pie and eaten off the floor, hoping no one would notice just one peice gone. -uncountable sticks of butter -tub of sour cream / chip dip on three separate occasions, rudely interrupting two taco nights! -about a lb of HOT wings (home made. woke up to her drinking toilet water in the middle of the night after exhausting her own water bowls resources) -the chocolate "rocks" from the backside of my castle themed wedding cake. (after the wedding, thankfully - and the chocolate didnt bother her thankfully. ) -and finally, one bobby pin, and one ink pen cap. this i didn't find until.. "later". from the list, you'd never be able to tell how much time we actually spend on discipline and keeping her out of trouble/taking things out of her mouth that she finds by shoving her face in between the couch cushions/etc. aww so sorry about the bunny, moi. saw that in your other post :( oh, and the title was supposed to be: What stupid crap has your beloved fur bundle ingested lately?

How far ahead can i make fondant? im making this cake (http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/article.php/20080723-Super_Mario_Wedding_Cake) for a fair in august 2009 and i hate hate hate making stuff at the last minute but ive also never worked with fondant like this, usually i just use royal icing and use fondant or pastilage for little animals or people or something ya know? so if i make the castle or planet ahead of time, would it start to crack?? no one is eating it

What do you think of my Centerpieces?? I know..I know... if I love them then who cares right?!!? But I just wanted to get some feedback of what people might say if they walked into a "Princess" themed wedding and these were the centerpieces. A couple other "princess" additions at my wedding are horse and carriage, castle cake topper, princess gown, flowergirl's wearing princess dresses, and my color is Cinderella Blue. Thanks for any advice!! :) http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e61/diti37/centerpieces4.jpg http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e61/diti37/centerpieces3.jpg http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e61/diti37/centerpieces2.jpg http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e61/diti37/centerpieces1.jpg BTB- 8/2/08 Just a couple of extra details: My tables fit 8 people and are fairly big. The table clothes are going to be blue. And the candles are lights not open flame.Thanks everyone for you advice!!

Help me find wedding themed stuffed please!? I want to find princess themed things for my wedding. Not cinderella really, but with castles and crowns and things like that. For invitations, cake toppers, etc.... Or sparkley things! (ok ok so I am a child at heart still!) Any ideas guys? Its going to be at an opera house. And so you all know, I have a good reason for princess stuff my late grandmother always called me her little princess as well as my mom and dad and fiancee. So don't tell me I am being childish for wanting this. And its my wedding and what I want. THanks! (sorry for the attitude, but I have seen some people criticize others for princess themes or whatever it is they want).

Short Romance & Marriage Jokes 2? THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, it's my Mother's birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like something electric." The husband replied, "How about a chair?!?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I was married 3 times," explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again. My first two wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my third wife died of a fractured skull." "That's a shame," said his friend. "How did it happen?" "She wouldn't eat the mushrooms." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. "Look Miss," said the foreman, "Have you any actual experience in picking lemons?" "Well, as a matter if fact, yes!" she replied. "I've been divorced three times." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bob's greatest achievement was his brood of six children. In fact, he was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife "Mother of Six", despite her continual objections. One night at a cocktail party, Bob decided it was time to go home and shouted across the room, "Shall we go home, Mother of Six?" His irritated wife hollered back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help. "My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!" the shaken man told the cop. "The car hit you from behind," the officer said. "How could you tell it was your mother-in-law?" "I recognized the laugh!" he replied. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ad seen in paper: FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and all of us eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to? You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea." The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Congratulations my boy!" said the groom's uncle. "I'm sure you'll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life." "But I'm not getting married until tomorrow," protested his nephew. "I know," replied the uncle. "That's exactly what I mean." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw. The man, terrified, screamed, "STOP! STOP! You're not going to cut it off, are you???" The husband said, with a gleam of revenge in his eye, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man wakes up his wife during the night with a glass of water in one hand and two aspirins in the other. She asks, "What's this for?" "This is for your headache," he says. She says, "But I don't have a headache." He smiles and says, "Gotcha!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Joe said, "Know what, Charlie? I killed 5 flies yesterday, 3 males and 2 females." "How could you tell them apart, Joe?" asked Charlie. Joe replied, "That was easy. The 3 males were sitting on a case of beer and the 2 females were on the phone." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin. "Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. "It says I'm energetic, bright, resourceful and a great lover." "Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it has your weight wrong, too." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla. "But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy," Priscilla responded. "He did. That's why I have to take every precaution." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Smiths were dining out when his wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. "Honey," she said as she pointed the guy out, "That guy at the bar has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago." Her husband said, "That's silly, no one celebrates that much!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nature has many laws that hold fast and true. For example, a baby ape will always grow-up to be an ape; likewise, a baby baboon will become an adult baboon. A baby pig will mature into a full grown pig. A baby jackass will always become a jackass. A puppy quickly matures into a dog; a mongrel pup develops into a cur. Yet oddly enough, women say a young man may grow-up to be any one of these. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Roger was fed up with his wife, so he packed up his stuff and moved into the garage. Although he couple seldom spoke, he continued to mow the lawn, take out the garbage and fix the car, while she cooked the meals, vacuumed and did the laundry. Months later, Roger met his friend Don for drinks. "Things don't seem to be working out any better," Don remarked. "Why don't you just move out?" "Well, if you really want to know the truth," Roger explained, "she makes such a damn good neighbor." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Worried about their less than exciting sex life, a young wife sent her husband to a therapist who wound up treating him with self hypnosis. And, to her joy, everything got much better. However, she could not help but notice that each night, early into their lovemaking, the husband would dash out to the bathroom for several minutes. This tormented her until finally, one night, she followed him. There, in front of the mirror, she found him applying this therapeutic technique: "She's not my wife... She's not my wife...She's not my wife..." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rex's barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty-thousand and I want my money." The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute, Susan. Insurance doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of what was insured and provide you with a new one of comparable worth." There was a long pause before Susan replied, "Then I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it." ---------------------------------------- A man said his credit card was stolen, but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did. ------------------------------------------ First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet, "Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail." The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?" "Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wife: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor." Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous." Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor." Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?" Wife: "In the pool." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Overheard: "Has your husband lived up to all the things he said before you were married?" "No, He's only lived up to one of them." "Which one was that?" "He said he wasn't good enough for me." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me." "Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "You're lazy." "Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom, and you can hold down a full time job, prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so." That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she laughed to herself and said, "I don't freaking think so!!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It is two o'clock in the morning and a husband and his wife are asleep when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and says, "Hello? How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?" He promptly slams the phone down. His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?" The husband replies, "I don't know, it was some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A couple comes upon a wishing well. The wife leans over, makes a wish and throws in a penny. The husband decides to make a wish, too. But he leans over too much, falls into the well and drowns. Stunned, the wife smiles broadly and exclaims, "It really works!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "This place is a mess! C'mon, You and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and if we don't do laundry right now, you'll have no clothes to wear." What a Man hears: blah,blah,blah,blah, C'MON blah,blah,blah, YOU AND I blah,blah, ON THE FLOOR blah,blah,blah, RIGHT NOW blah,blah,blah,blah,blah, NO CLOTHES -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A lady sought out a fortune teller. The fortune teller tells her, "Be prepared for widowhood. Your husband will soon die a violent death." The lady asked, " Will I be acquitted?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four." Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!" Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fall off. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things! I just won the state lottery!" Martha replies, "Should I pack for warm weather or cold?" The man says, "I don't care. Just as long as you're out of the house by noon." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "It's just to hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- While at the fairgrounds, a woman wanted to take a ride on the Ferris wheel before heading home. Her husband waited while she took a spin. The wheel went round and round and suddenly the woman was thrown out. She landed in a heap at her husband's feet. He gasped and bent down. "Are you hurt?" he asked. "Of course I'm hurt!" she replied. "Three times around and you didn't wave once." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two men are playing golf when a funeral procession passes by on the street next to the green. One of the men takes off his hat and holds it over his heart. When the procession has passed, the other man says, "That was a nice gesture." "Well," the first guy says, "After twenty years of marriage, it was the least I could do for her." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough. He opens his shirt and shows them the grey hair on his chest and they except that as proof. He goes home to his wife, shows her the check and explains to her what has happened. She replies, "Well get back down there, pull down your pants and see if you can get disability!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "Do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "We're doing some heavy house cleaning at home tomorrow and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off." "Thanks, boss," says Smith "I knew I could count on you!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" "Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two women were talking, when one said to the other: "Do you ever talk to your husband when you're making love?" "Yeah," replied the second, "But only when he telephones!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath, and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in a six o'clock in the morning!" "There is," he replied. "Breakfast." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?" "I would love to," replied the husband, "But I don't know her well enough." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Describe your dream Wedding? My Example- Having my AWESOME GROOM:) In my hometown Colors--Baby blue & Silver Cinderella Theme 200 people Ballroom reception Castle Ice Sculpture Glass (vinyl) Slippers Ballgown Lots of candles Yummy Food/Cake Lots of loving & fun Family & Friends

ideas for a princess themed bridal shower? I am the MOH for my sister's wedding and the theme i chose for her bridal shower is 'pretty pretty princess'. i know that the cake is going to be a castle but i dont know what to do for food, decorations, games etc... i want this to be fun but not too childish. thanks for your help!! (disney princess' are good)

Can anyone help me with a wedding budget? Like how much you should spend on each part? Total budget (not including dress/tux) is around $20,000 and we will have around 75-100 people. We are looking at a venue that is $16,500 and includes the food, DJ, flowers, bar service (but no alcohol, we supply our own), and cake. Can we get the other things we need and still be around $20k (photographer, alcohol, favors...what else am I missing?) or do we need to choose a cheaper venue? It is a castle and really unique, so there really isnt an alternate venue that would be similar, but I would consider other types of places. this budget is not including attire, rings, honeymoon, bridal party gifts we are paying for these items ourselves, may parents are giving us the $20k

Looking for a caterers in/near Alexandria Bay, NY for Sept 2008 Reception? We're planning a Sept 2008 Wedding at Boldt Castle. We would like to have a casual BBQ after. We are not sure on the location yet, will be looking at renting out some cottages and having an outdoor reception. We are open to ideas, but are also looking for vendors. Or other ideas or locations in the area. Most of our guests will be coming from the Buffalo area. Other important details: We are footing the bill ourselfs, planning on no more than 70 guests, and love the outdoors and water. I figure if we have an outdoor wedding, we should be able to save on the bar bill by purchasing booze on our own. I would like to have wine/champange and cake on the boat ride back from the castle and maybe a couple dances - when we get off the boat- we can all let our hair down and relax. Any suggestions or contacts would be great. We are planning on visiting the area July 6-8, 2007 to scout things out. Thanks!

Help with table names for reception? My wedding is in January and I have a winter theme going for my wedding it is also inspired by Cinderella. My wedding colors are light blue, silver and white. My bridesmaids are wearing black dresses and we decided to bring black into the reception by having black table cloths, napkins and chair ties. My cake table and our table along with the black are going to have an overlay cloth of crystals. My cake is actually going to look like a wintery castle. The top looks like a castle and the cake is all white with light blue crystal trees. Now my favors are going to be tree seedlings. Our center pieces are going to have white flowers with evergreen and candles surrounding. My problem is what should my tables be called or should I just go with numbers. Thanks! :)

Invitations? ok guys so I really am FULL of questions today. One thing is my maid of honor pointed out I keep loving princess themed stuff. My cake topper could be a castle and invitations could be princess themes etc. Got any ideas where to find that stuff? Also my wedding is on may 24, 2008 which is memorial day weekend. Since many people make plans for that weekend when should I send out invites? And should I find a way in the invites to inform people that is a holiday weekend?

what words you call a person that is being mean and cruel, and inciditate? have a granddaughter who is not including any of her family to help and be in the wedding. She has 2 sisters 17 & 13, a brother 9. Told them flat out they were not going to be in HER wedding. I as her grandmother/grandfather offer to pay for the cake. She told her mother, not me that she wanted to pick out her cake. She got engaged at Disney World in front of the castle. So I have started buy items with the Disney Princess wedding theme. She told her mother that she did know feel bad if she did not like whate I bought. So far I have spent over $800 on nice Disney castle items. She has really hurt my feeling and that of her own family

Does anyone have any good pictures of sand castle wedding cakes I may look at... or links? Looking for a great beach wedding sand castle cake for 100 guests. Haven't found much online

A couple of wedding questions (cake and flowers)? First our wedding date is Feb 21, 2009. Our colors are "clover" green and basic yellow. What flowers would go good with those colors? Second..we're going to Disneyland for our honeymoon and pretty much everyone knows would it be weird to incorporate that into our wedding such as having our wedding cake be a replica of Sleeping Beautys castle? Or should we go with a basic wedding cake since our reception is not themed. I know it's our day and we can do whatever we want ultimately, but I just want to know what others think. THANK YOU

the most amazing, but disappointed dream ever¿? i woke up in a greek acient temple, it looked more like a white castle, but with lots of colums and woman gods. the distance between the temple and me was about 2miles away, and in between me and the path where white old cracked stairs and a huge calm pool surrounding this world, the water was clear green and sparkled, and me and my exboyfriend were both naked swimming uder water in a very romantic embraced way, until we got to the temple and found a underwater cracked hole.we went inside the temples hole and all of a sudden we were dressed in wedding clothes. i had a white dress and he had a black tuxedo and their was lots of woden long chairs for the guest and a huge long red carpet. we were about to get married, but there was no guest and priest, just us with a rectangular table in front of us, it had no cake, just different flowers, each flower represented the different woman he was married to before but never loved. we argued and never married, i was sad. what does it mean