Golden Wedding Anniversary Knowledge Base
The Golden Wedding Anniversary - funny or not? The happy couple were being interviewed on their Golden Wedding Anniversary. The society reporter asked, "In all that time, did you ever consider a divorce?" "Oh, no, not divorce, we're too old fashioned for that," the husband replied. "Murder sometimes," the wife offered "but never divorce."
Celebrating golden wedding anniversary? My father died this year in June and my mum is devestated. They would have celebrated 50 years marriage this September. My dad was my mum´s main carer as well as her best friend. We all miss him terribly and I want to give my mum something special on the anniversary day - any suggestions? I thought perhaps a newspaper marking the day of their wedding...what do you think?
what makes a good golden wedding aniversary gift? Hi, My mum and dad are going to be celebrating their golden wedding anniversary and I need to send a gift. As I am half way round the world I have to consider postage - so nothing too valuable (ie gold!) What would make a good gift for a wedding aniversay? Cheers!
What can I buy my grandparents for their wedding anniversary? It is my grandparents' Golden Wedding (50th) Anniversary this weeked & i am really stuck on what to get them. We've already bought a couple of bottles of champagne but i want to buy them something that will last. If you have any ideas of things i can buy in ENGLAND could you tell me what & where from please :) thanks xx i don't have any pictures ):
My mother is insisting on having a family dinner to celebrate her golden wedding anniversary? My father has been deceased for five years. She is active in a church singles group, dates regularly, and never visits the cemetery. My siblings and I feel this is a little inappropriate but none of us has the nerve to tell her. My boyfriend's parents celebrated their 50th last year with a nice open house and I think my mom feels she is entitled to her own party, too. Has anyone encountered this situation? Are we wrong for not feeling comfortable with this "event"? This will take place at a nice restaurant and she says this is "what Dad would have wanted". She exhibits passive aggressive tendencies and likes to use guilt to manipulate us.
golden wedding anniversary poem in Italian? very loving couple, still in love like the first day they met, always going out of their way, treating all of their 3 children equally, knew each other in Italy, got first married oceans apard, husband in Toronto, wife in Italy, then had a real wedding in Toronto
An elderly couple are celebrating their golden wedding anniversary? by staying in a posh hotel in Jerusalem when without warning the old bird drops down dead. The elderly man is understandably upset and is being comforted by the British ambassador who points out that there are two ways in which to carry out a burial. "for £250 we can arrange a local burial here in Jerusalem or for £2,500 we can arrange for the body to be flown home to the UK" says the ambassador. The old man doesn't think twice and opts for the £2,500 option to which the ambasader says " are you sure because you can save yourself a whole lot of money with option 1" and the old man replies " yeah but some along time ago a bloke dropped down dead here in Jerusalem and they burried him straight away only for him to come back to life a few days later and I aint taking no chances mate"
Best Songs for Golden Anniversary? hi..! i was asked to make a video presentation for my granparents golden wedding anniversary.. can someone give me some good songs to put in.. for ex. like this one -- Very Special Love by Maureen McGovern .. thanks in advance
50th wedding anniversary theme ideas? We are throwing a 50th wedding anniversary party for my grandparents next june. We really don't like the "golden anniversary" theme does anyone have any ideas?
Caterers for 50 Year Anniversary? Hello, I am looking for good quality caterers (with website links if possible) for a golden wedding anniversary, suggestions much appreciated. In the UK, bucks or berks perferred
golden mammaries? A couple celebrating their golden wedding anniversary we're having breakfast. "Just think honey, we've been married for 50 years," said the old bloke. "Yes," replied the wife,"Just think, 50 years ago we we're sitting here at this same breakfast table together." "I know," said the old man, "And I bet we we're sitting here stark naked!" "Well," the old lady sniggered, "What do you say? Should we?" Whereupon, the two of them stripped naked and sat back down at the table. "You know, dear," the little old lady whispered breathlessly, "My nipples are as hot for you as they were 50 years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied the old man, "Ones in your coffee and the other one's in your porridge."
Atychiphobia : fear of failing. How to overcome it? I am extremely afraid of failing. I have all these big plans for myself. I made them at least a year ago. Now, I'm not sure I can do them. I planned to become a lawyer and live here forever but they were a little girls' dreams! Now, everyone thinks I'm soooo smart, which I am mostly. I mean, I'm not stupid but now my parents are planning law school and bar exams.. I don't know If I can do all of that anymore. I mean I could argue about anything and win, and I am reasonably smart and I have logic and common sense and all of that. But everyone thinks i'm going to have 'the life' - you know what I mean - Perfect Job, Perfect Husband, Perfect kids, Beautiful wedding, golden anniversary .. all of it. I can't do it! I'm so afraid I'll end up some loser living at her parents house until they die then she has the house but no job until she finally dies of liver failure from her alcohol problem! (I don't have one right now , in case you were wondering). I'm jusr worried, What should I do? I'm thirteen but telling me I'm too young to worry about it doesn't help. Neither will empty reassurance. I've told my boyfriend about it and he was supportive but I still feel pressured to be great.. any ideas on what could help?
what do they call a 46year wedding aniversary? told my friend about my parents 46th wedding anniversary coming up. and he said woooh, thats a golden jubilee anniversary or what? and i said i dont know what it is called...lol, he is not sure himself. so am asking, does anybody know it?
What 10-15 things you should ensure when selecting a life-partner or soul-mate? This decision could be the greatest and most important you would ever make in your entire life? The right decision would result in celebrating silver and golden wedding anniversaries which are treasured? Intense and serious feedback appreciated from both married and non-married persons. Edit:: Great inputs folks! For: THE SILVERFOX === Just to say 'love' is too simplistic and life is really more complex. Perhaps you could kindly say more what do you look for in such a partner? Aim for BA!
does anyone knows a good event planners in cebu? im coming to cebu in sept and im planning a surprise 1950's themed party for my grandparents golden wedding anniversary. can anybody refer me to a website that can help? the party planners i can find on the web seems to cater mostly to weddings only. i need somebody that can transform the ballroom really good. thanks
What is Eastbourne like? I am looking for a short break to book for my grandparents to celebrate their golden wedding anniversary next month. I need somewhere which is not on a steep incline or anything like that as my nan can walk too far as she has problems with her spine. If anyone has been, what attractions is there and would you go again? Thanks in advance for any help. I am not going, it is just for my grandparents, and yes they too are elderly, so i guess they would enjoy it.
Opinions on outfit for formal event? Next month I am going to my grandparents Golden Wedding Anniversary. They are having a party at a posh hotel with a fancy dinner etc. The dress code is party dress but smart. What do you think of the dress I am considering wearing? Do you think it is suitable for the occasion? http://www.monsoon.co.uk/invt/15219803 starBright - I considered that too. I think if I did choose to wear this dress I would wear gold accessories
Sunday Lunch Menu for parents 25th wedding anniversary? Everything is homemade by me! Starters: You can have, A large Portabello mushroom stuffed with stilton and walnuts OR Char-grilled prawns with lime, garlic and coriander (cilantro) OR Chicken liver pate with port and brandy, melba toast Main course there's roast rib of pure grass fed Scotch beef, yorkshire pudding, crispy golden roasties, baby new potatoes, parmesan parsnips, carrots, cabbage, peas and green beans, gravy. OR Golden roasted organic Norfolk chicken, Parsley, lemon and thyme stuffing, vegetables as above OR Roasted vegetable lasagne Pud Deep dish apple pie with honeycombe ice cream OR Baked boozy banana's (split, add chocolate, rum and cream) OR Hot cherry crepes with kirsch and whipped cream OR Strawberry cheesecake White, Rose and red wines, juice or water to drink port, brandy liquers, Irish coffees or filter coffee, hand made chocolates What starter, main and pud (x2) shall I do?
What is the Best Gift to gift my Grandparents on their Weddin anniversary? My Grandparents will be completing their 50th (Golden) wedding annoversary in November 2007. It'll be of gr8 help if I can get various gift ideas, coz I will hve the time to decide and budget/appropriate cash for the same. *They arent the travellin aborad type, so holiday tours are out of the question!
How to handle a husband.....? A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." "We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice." "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. *I SHOUTED* at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that! Are you crazy? She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once." "And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after."
married........tothemob? Do star, only if felt worthy!? A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the lady. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my husband's mule stumbled. My husband quietly said 'That's once.' We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my husband quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My husband took a pistol from his pocket and shot him. I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when he looked at me and quietly said... 'That's once.'"
what makes a good golden wedding aniversary gift? Hi, My mum and dad are going to be celebrating their golden wedding anniversary and I need to send a gift. As I am half way round the world I have to consider postage - so nothing too valuable (ie gold!) What would make a good gift for a wedding aniversay? Cheers!
Sunday Lunch Menu for Parents 25th wedding anniversary? Everything is homemade by me! Starters: You can have, A large Portabello mushroom stuffed with stilton and walnuts OR Char-grilled prawns with lime, garlic and coriander (cilantro) OR Chicken liver pate with port and brandy, melba toast Main course there's roast rib of pure grass fed Scotch beef, yorkshire pudding, crispy golden roasties, baby new potatoes, parmesan parsnips, carrots, cabbage, peas and green beans, gravy. OR Golden roasted organic Norfolk chicken, Parsley, lemon and thyme stuffing, vegetables as above OR Roasted vegetable lasagne Pud Deep dish apple pie with honeycombe ice cream OR Baked boozy banana's (split, add chocolate, rum and cream) OR Hot cherry crepes with kirsch and whipped cream OR Strawberry cheesecake White, Rose and red wines, juice or water to drink port, brandy liquers, Irish coffees or filter coffee, hand made chocolates What starter, main and pud (x2) shall I do?
How to keep a husband....lmao? HOW TO HANDLE A HUSBAND A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica . Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple" The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America ," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona , and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." "We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you *%@$ crazy!?" She looked at ME, and quietly said, "That's once." And from that moment..... We have lived happily every after
good morning poor piggy? An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. "Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig." The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."
Wanna read another joke? A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the lady. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my husband's mule stumbled. My husband quietly said 'That's once.' We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my husband quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My husband took a pistol from his pocket and shot him. I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when he looked at me and quietly said... 'That's once.'"
funny or not? An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. "Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig." The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."
Another Hilarious Joke! LOL dont forget to star!? A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." "We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice." "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? are you crazy??" She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once." "And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after."
just a joke lol? A couple were celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful and loving couple!" The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. The husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America. We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. "We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once.' "We proceeded a little further her and horse stumbled again. "Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' "We hadn't gone another half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. "I shouted at her, 'What's wrong with you? Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you friggin' crazy!?' "She looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once.' "And from that moment... we have lived happily every after." star worthy?
Two more jokes, funny or not? Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrove that no longer fit. Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a huge pair of slacks. "Wow," the lady said, "I must have worn these when I was 183." Her niece looked puzzled, then asked, "how old are you now?" * * * * * An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week marked their golden wedding anniversary. "Let's have a party Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig." The farmer scratch his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."
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